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Genghis Tron, Left Hand of God, Shat,
and Destructo Swarmbots, Talking Head, Jan. 16, 2005

By
Seb Roberts
By the time the Left Hand of God
closed the evening with a no-wave mudslide, the Talking Head
audience had witnessed enough artful aberration to suspect this
wasn’t just another night of fanciful experimentation. New forms
were taking shape. Musical DNA was being spliced and stitched into
muscular Frankenstein monsters that, with a little luck, would go on
to obliterate whole villages.
One thread bound this bill together:
volume, which openers Destructo Swarmbots delivered in spades. The
Queens, N.Y., duo, veiled in dim lighting, unfurled a 20-minute tide
of digital drones and feedback. Echoing guitar cascaded over sinews
of static, throbbing like the pulse of a zombie army. The effect was
that of a full blast of Merzbow at half-speed—unsettling and
bowel-loosening, but not exactly moving or even terribly
interesting. Even the deliriously handy guitar work was drowned by
delay pedals, which churned out an assembly line of squeals, skronks,
and farts.
The only thing mechanical about Shat
was the efficiency with which it pumped out minute-long shots of
guilty pleasure. The room fell silent at the sight of four portly,
near-nude men clambering onstage. Three were in baby diapers and
Halloween masks, while vocalist Jeff Wood went pantsless and sported
a strap-on dildo mohawk. What followed was a half-hour barrage of
vintage ’80s metal, complete with Rob Halford-class caterwauling.
The songs (“Tit Fuck,” “Gonorrhea Fountain,” “Kill Baby,” etc.) were
so stridently profane that Shat beats Tenacious D at its own game:
Shat is everything values voters find threatening, all packaged in
mercifully brief 90-second songs.
And nothing loosens up even the most
jaded hipster like a man festooned in dildos. Touring behind its
2005 debut EP, Cloak of Love (Crucial Blast), the
Poughkeepsie, N.Y., trio Genghis Tron came to Baltimore from the
doldrums of three successive canceled shows, but there was not a
cobweb on the band as it launched into the crushing march of “Rock
Candy.” Frontman Mookie Singerman convulsed as though his vocal
chords would fray at any moment. Michael Sochynsky hunched over his
keyboard, shooting furtive glances at guitarist Hamilton Jordan, who
was clearly lost in the rock.
Hard up for new inspiration since the
Dillinger Escape Plan calculated infinity, metalcore has finally
been pulled to a new level by Genghis Tron. Barely a year into its
existence, the band has managed to rope together blastcore and
Richard D. James’ eerie ambiance with body-moving club beats. Songs
like “Arms” graft Squarepusher-style breakbeats to flurries of
finger-tapped guitar. There’s even a potential hit in the infinitely
danceable New Order-vs.-Ministry mash-up “Laser Bitch.”
It wasn’t a sold-out crowd at the
Talking Head, but those there bore witness to something special.
After all, as Tony Wilson pointed out, there were only 12 people
present at the Last Supper. Time will tell how wide a wake Genghis
Tron leaves.
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